2023-05-15 21:36:14
Sniff, sniff… Hatsjoeeee! Bah, how miserable it is to have a cold. You are then, in a mountain of tissues and a pond of snot. These Twitterers know all about it… Hatsjoe!
1. Bah, snipverkouden!
catch a cold pic.twitter.com/RrZmKutNuI
— Anne Fleur Dekker (@annefleurdd) December 23, 2022
2. Avalanche of snot? Check.
The most irritating thing about having a cold is the sneaky creeping sneeze.
That when you’re ready to go and almost at your peak, he thinks:
HAHAHA fooled ????, he’s not coming. Here you just have an avalanche of snot.”
— Specific (@Fiekevo) July 7, 2021
3. Need a tissue?
Why do you have to buy a package with a thousand packs if you want tissues?
Yes I have a cold, but I hope not to walk with this for another three years.
— Nina Juffermans (@NinaJuffermans) March 13, 2019
4. Nice and sultry!
Someone just said she was jealous of my “beautiful, low, raspy voice.”
I didn’t say I just have a cold. ????
— Marjolijn van de Gender (@marjolijnvdg) July 21, 2019
5. Too bad you can barely make yourself understood.
I thought my cold was getting better by now, but pic.twitter.com/JKArOcg6EY
— Meredith Greer (@MeredithGreer) June 6, 2019
6. Also lasts a long time!
i have been in an on and off relationship with a cold that has been going on for 2 months
– Manar ???? (@httpsmanar) October 27, 2021
7. You have to blame someone.
i don’t know why i have a cold now but it’s probably a huawei user’s fault
— Timo (@puzzleperson) December 3, 2018
8. In men it is always worse.
I have quite a cold. Call it the front porch of the man flu. Suspended category.
— Chagenijn (@ChageNijn) January 18, 2020
9. Sounds intense.
My friend is sick as only men can.
Me: ‘You only have a cold, don’t you?’
Him: “I don’t want you to underestimate this.”
Me: “Okay sorry.”
Him: ‘I’m already glad I woke up this morning…’????
— Nina Juffermans (@NinaJuffermans) May 10, 2023
10. Surrender.
#DeMol
Men: “Women are the weaker sex!!!”
Men with a mild cold: pic.twitter.com/npWlOFRLWt— Jonathan Loeys ????️???? (@JLoeys) March 14, 2021
11. But something can be done about it!
My boyfriend has a cold, and my mom has decided it’s hay fever. This morning she arrived with this thing “to clean his nose hair”. I don’t know if it works, but at least I’ve been laughing all day at the photo on the suit. pic.twitter.com/dHS5uvhhX9
— Hiske Versprille (@HiskeVersprille) July 17, 2018
12. Mothers are always good at that.
me: *cough*
Mom: Are you sick? Is that a cold? I heard it in your voice! Here are 5 pills you should take and tea with honey. A hot footbath tonight and I’m going to make you breathe steam. I don’t visit you when you’re in the hospital, right!!!— Masha (@m_skoudi) December 1, 2018
13. Thank you for your support.
Me, muttering to myself: ‘Wow, I already have a runny nose’
Toddler: “Where to?”
Me: “What?”
Toddler: “Where’s your nose going then?”
Me: ‘Oh nothing, nowhere. I have a cold.’
Toddler: “Okay, that will pass by itself.”
????— Marloes (@Marloes) February 1, 2023
14. Think so.
If you catch a cold in the SM basement, is that whooping cough?
— Anne Fleur Dekker (@annefleurdd) September 20, 2018
15. Get some rest.
We are about to go to daycare and the toddler theatrically wipes his nose with toilet paper. “I have a cold (isn’t he), I think I should stay home today.” ????
— Marloes (@Marloes) August 17, 2020
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