2024-03-12 07:27:25
As soon as Totaram came, he said – Master, there is a big problem of leakage. We said – This problem definitely occurs in old age, sometimes from the front and sometimes from the back. Making a strange face in Totaram, he said – What do you mean by front and back? We said – In old age, when the prostate gland enlarges, this mortal body starts leaking from the front and when diarrhea occurs, it starts leaking from the back. He said- Being a cultured Brahmin, what kind of disgusting things does he say?
We said – it may seem disgusting but the problem is real, legitimate and important. If the king gets it, he too has to get up from a conference full of world leaders and go to the toilet. Where are you getting the leakage? He said – I am fine but we broke the conversation, said – Then there is no problem. If water is leaking from the tank, install M seal. Said- No, this is a matter of paper leak. Police Recruitment Leakage in which 50 lakh candidates were hanged and now UP Board’s 10th, 12th Maths and Biology papers leaked.
We – Still M seal will work. M seal means ‘Modi seal’. He said – Modi used to make seals, Modi used to make tyres, has he now started making seals also? We said – He is not Gujarmal Modi of Modinagar, but Modi ji, the incarnation of Vishnu. They form many types of seals through which they neutralize not only stomach but also oral leakage. The first M seal with dignity means UAPA, this stops all types of leakages of the person in jail. The second one with M seal money means ED, money laundering, this also shuts the mouth immediately. The third most powerful is the silent M seal. Whatever happens, keep ‘silence’. Gradually everything will calm down on its own. 15 lakhs in every account, 2 crore jobs, demonetization, Manipur, women wrestlers, all the issues have been calmed down or not?
Similarly, this paper leak of UP will also be stopped. Said- But Manmohan ji was criticized for his silence. We said – Manmohan ji only had the rain coat of silence, he has a very powerful water proof technology that whether it is the coast of Lakshya Island or the Peacock Water Pillar of Dwarka, water comes out dry from everywhere.
Disclaimer: The views expressed above are the author’s own.