At this time is the day of the small events: Helmut Brandstätter (NEOS), Reinhold Lopatka (ÖVP) and Günther Hopfgartner (KPÖ) will reply questions from the every day press group.
The interview takes place within the Café Siebenstern in Vienna-Neubau. Earlier than we begin, all three order a drink. Brandstätter and Lopatka have a look at the menu.
Brandstätter: I am truly a fan of the free market, however are you silly? 5.20 EUR for a beer? This café is run by the worst turbo capitalists…
Lopatka: I will have a small Coke – wow, 4.20? Greedflation! How is that going to work out with my parliamentary wage?
Hopfgartner (blushes): Haha, do not you suppose so? I do not suppose it is that dangerous. That is simply the market worth. Provide and demand.
Lopatka: Who runs this unholy temple of consumption?
Brandstätter: He shall be an ultra-libertarian entrepreneur. I’ve to get to know this genius! He ought to get entangled with us, NEOS.
Hopfgartner (moist with sweat, shaking, crimson spots on his face): Uh, I feel no one vital, haha. Now what, we could begin with the questions?
Pozewaunig: Pricey Dr. Lopatka, may you clarify to us the distinction between you and a terrorist, please?
Lopatka: One causes a whole lot of injury within the title of a very loopy, fundamentalist ideology. A terrorist, then again, sticks himself to the highway and blocks the morning site visitors. Disgusting!
Grompi: Pricey Mr. Brandstätter, why has the NEOS not but succeeded in taking on all ÖVP voters with brains?
Brandstätter: We as NEOS positively must place ourselves extra broadly. Many ÖVP voters are keen about conventional values corresponding to home violence, incest and drunk driving.
Merlin Lorenz: For ÖVP: On a scale of 1 to 10, how car-oriented are you?
Lopatka: I too have an entrance the place gasoline flows in, an exhaust from which exhaust fumes come out, and I’m being adopted. Aren’t all of us vehicles ultimately?
Joelfl: Mr. Hopfgartner, why “dwelling as a substitute of cannons” and never dwelling with cannons?
2024-06-05 11:58:05