Arie Leib never dreamed in his darkest dreams that he would one day have to choose between refueling a half tank in a Mazda five and zucchini and keeping it in Mishnat Yosef. The gasoline. But now at last midnight when a barrel of oil said the price of a can of beer – he felt suffocated.
And the Mazda too.
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Initially, he was advised by a certified fuel consultant from the Libo Hefetz group, who will refuel with Coca-Cola. “Their secret component combined with the carbonated texture energizes the engine and gearbox. And even better”! Promised.
Aria tried, and the engine responded with a jarring cough but dragged the castel nicely, the thick smoke slightly bothered him to look in the rearview mirror, and vehicles overtook him with menacing beeps and high lights, but the goal was achieved and the need to brake bailout was significantly reduced. And an espresso machine at the price of straight water – he came in.
But when the mechanic informed him for the fourth time in a month that his engine had gone to his mortuary, and the vehicle was a senior candidate for scrapping, the oasis of the house advised Arie Leib to mix. And he always knew this best …., to put a 90 octane fuel treatment with some Passover borscht whose properties are known to all …. do not need reinforcement and vision.
But the repairs in the frightened vehicle did not diminish, on the contrary. There was a situation where the battered Mazda stayed most of the month in the ‘licensed Siso’ garage, and only when it was a really urgent and necessary ride did Arieh take it for a gentle spin as he made sure to drive only on descents and on neutral. And it was just S’pashtanish.
“What exactly is the main reason for the steep rise in the prices of the addictive liquid with octane”? Tried to get to the root of the problem along with the learned brother-in-law who was always a rebellious type. This is the guy who from the day he knew the clutch pedal and passed a Friday test in retrospect, the clerk refueled only at dark stations with liquid pumps at a ridiculous price and in a slightly less area.
Our brother-in-law known as ‘Combinator’ and some say ‘Ventilator’, was able to swallow long distances to the south and north of the prestigious country in order to saturate the family vehicle with discounted fuel for four cents, free of lead odor and bacteria but at ridiculous prices.
“Look,” the ‘expert’ put foot on foot and was very serious about a burning issue like fuel. “It’s a combination of several factors. I would say some are hostile !. The first reason is the war in Ukraine and the branching out, because with the Russian takeover of the wheat fields in Kharkov they set fire to all the grain. And how was it burned if not by 95 octane gasoline ?? This is no small story. “
Our students silenced an engine which made the neighborhood quieter and more relaxed. “And what do you do in such a case” ??
“Simple! Pick up the phone to Putin and inform him that Kravitz’s Mazda 5 is not carrying …. and that he had to refuel with a mini translation … lol. War! Cute lion lion! What happened to you? “.
“But wait, this is one factor in a complex set of equivalent elements that have accumulated into a mass of inflation that has degraded the economy to a state where it is at the moment and fuel is an appendix to all this booze and bullying” the expert struggled to sound even more understanding and professional.
“There is another reason for the insane rise in the prices of the addictive liquid. In one word ‘Iran’. And in three words ‘increased uranium enrichment’. “The recipe is a combination of Paz and Sonol combined with a little oil from the Yemenite, Da Aka – as they progress with the preparation of the uranium, the price of fuel will rise high above high.
“And I still did not mention the price of the oil barrels that pop up every week, even so that there would be a way to fill the back pages of the diaries with recycled news like a round of Gaza missiles, without taste and reasoning.”
Aryeh Leib eagerly swallowed the polished teachings of the recruiting corps. “And Lieberman is not connected to the affair” ??? A huge wonder. I’m hahaha!
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“Brrrrr! How I forgot. It all starts with Yvette !. Do you know how much fuel students burn in a desperate search for a one-time and discounted sweet drink?
Aryeh ‘Leib suddenly understood everything. He gave a jump and broke the stuck drop-down window. “You’re basically saying that everything is a calculated move designed to narrow the legs of the Torah workers !!! and make us go back to riding a horse and cart. Crazy!”
“Not really everything,” the brother-in-law was startled by the unexpected development in the conversation. “But it smells like ultra-Orthodox hatred.”
The next morning, Aryeh Leib was updated on a dramatic and additional increase in fuel prices for seven-seater Mazda vehicles with a non-original engine.
Ahhhhhh that’s probably the simplest in ‘The Precious Yamir’. Because the price of fuel —-
Poaching!