Title: Likud Supporters Plan Spectacular Festival to Celebrate Prime Minister Netanyahu
Subtitle: “Bibiada” Festival Set to Praise and Strengthen Netanyahu’s Leadership Amidst Growing Opposition
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The Likud party, led by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, is organizing an extravagant festival called “Bibiada” that will travel across cities in Israel. The festival aims to celebrate and elevate the Prime Minister’s leadership amidst ongoing criticism and mounting political pressures.
Netanyahu, who has been in power for 15 years, is facing widespread demonstrations across the country, with hundreds of thousands of citizens questioning his leadership. However, his loyal supporters continue to believe that he is irreplaceable, citing his greatness and the perceived incompetence of his competitors.
The Pegasus Committee, tasked with safeguarding Netanyahu from any potential legal judgments, is actively involved in the planning of the festival. Prominent Likud members, including Shirat Galit Thistle Atbrian, Miri Regev, and Miki Machloof Zohar, are leading the preparations. The Minister of Finance, Bezalel Smotrich, and the Minister of National Security, Itamar Ben Gvir, are also playing crucial roles.
The festival, which will be broadcast live on Channel 14 and Gali Israel radio station, aims to glorify Prime Minister Netanyahu’s name. Top editors and broadcasters in the country will participate in highlighting his achievements and dismissing any negative portrayal.
Alongside the performances by renowned singers like Sharit Hadad, Yohorm Gaon, Eyal Golan, Eden Ben Zaken, and Ariel Zilber, the festival will feature royal refreshments, gift distributions, and raffles with valuable prizes for participating graduates. While details remain kept secret, leaked information suggests negotiations with these artists are still ongoing.
The festival organizers have commissioned two large posters from artist Uri Inks, featuring an illustration of Netanyahu as a king, as well as alluding to the event as an “atomic bomb” gala. For security reasons, the Prime Minister and his wife, Sara, will arrive at the events in an Air Force helicopter, landing amidst applause and releasing blue-and-white balloons into the air.
Various options for the event’s host are being considered, with Yoram Gaon and Yanon sickle emerging as potential candidates. The festival’s program includes a repertoire of songs, praising Netanyahu and his leadership, such as “Bibi Ya Habibi,” “We Will Have a King,” and “Bibi Will Never Walk Alone.” However, the inclusion of the song “If I Were the Prime Minister of Israel” by Hatikva band 6 remains uncertain due to its left-leaning nature.
The festival will culminate in a fireworks display featuring thousands of Dinor fireworks, creating the largest show of its kind in the Middle East. Following Bibiada’s opening event, a grand ball will be held at the prestigious “Waldorf Astoria” hotel, inviting foreign ambassadors and members of the Israeli elite, where Michelin-starred chefs will curate the menu.
While the festival is poised to be a grand celebration of Netanyahu’s leadership, it has faced criticism for being excessive and geared towards idolizing one political figure. As the anticipation builds, supporters and opponents of the Prime Minister eagerly await the impact of this extravagant event on Israel’s political landscape.