Dhe second week at Heidi Klum’s part-time boarding school for Instagram start-ups who want to model begins with an involuntary sound pressure level challenge. While topics such as rent caps or property expropriation are being discussed in Germany, ProSieben is quartering its very young catwalk offspring in a model villa, compared to which all the luxury properties on Hamburg’s Elbchaussee look like camper vans. Long-term hearing damage in the TV audience is therefore programmed.
And that’s not because of Heidi Klum’s voice. In accordance with the planning, the new dwelling among the GNTM contenders causes screeching in the pack. Conservatively estimated, the 25 candidates emit at least 85 decibels in the first few minutes of their entry. Noise effects researchers expect health impairments from an exposure of 60 decibels. Above all, the personalized straightening irons euphoria the model year 2023 so sustainably, as if Harry Styles had just announced that he would spontaneously marry one of the candidates at the end of this episode.
Reisegruppe Klum spends the rest of the morning in Ikea mode: the big fight for the best beds. At the latest, however, when Elsa unpacks her suitcase, the ecstasy is over. Elsa, who looks a little as if Stefano Zarrella had painted girlfriend Romina as a comic (with a blood alcohol content of 4.8 and blindfolded), proudly presents her wild fox coat. She reveals to the shock-confused room staff that she loves fur – and that wearing it is harmless, because: “I didn’t kill the animal with my own hands. That’s important to me.” A line of defense of almost painful undercomplexity.
Enthusiastic about the villa: the participants in the 18th GNTM season
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Image: ProSieben/Richard Huebner
One almost fears that surprise guest judge Markus Söder will storm into the bedroom and declare that she should not let her joy in real fur be made mad by green prohibition wokism. A little further down the beach, David Beckham’s eldest son Brooklyn can’t understand the excitement: he even married a fur. Only Jülide’s verdict is more bizarre: “Fur can grow back.” Yes, of course. And a fattening pig only occasionally has a kilo of salami cut out of its ribs and then allowed to relax in a luxury resort for a few months.
Heidi shoots her girls herself
After this short documentary on the subject of a shortage of skilled workers at the ethics desk, it goes straight to the choice of partner. For a moment you think: Oh look, Tinder is a sponsor. However, the hope dissolves faster than Dunja Hayali’s hope of championships with Borussia Mönchengladbach. Instead of fiery flirts, there are tough duel shoots. Mood medium, weather underground. You are only lied to in mainstream entertainment these days. Because of “It Never Rains In Southern California”.