What a horrible morning. Someone please turn off the sun. The world is noisy, your head is throbbing and you are crushed on a sofa at best, or a cool floor that will calm the nausea at worst. Who has the strength to prepare food now? Why didn’t you think of that yesterday? There’s no choice, it’s time to order alcohol-absorbing food to calm this damned human existence. Don’t worry, after the meal you will feel much better.
The hot one: Mrs. Kotiao’s Thai soup
It’s hard to say, but sometimes all a hangover needs is a kick in the balls. Preferably something spicy and Asian, wrapped in chicken stock with vegetables and noodles and anything that can give you a jump-start for your mind. Mrs. Cutieau’s Sophisticated Soup is everything you need to recover, and then some. Like an injector of healthy energy. Well, it’s clear that the place that brought us the polemon parties will also take care of the morning after.
in Volt
Mrs. Cutieu (photo: Mati Nakash)
The Carb: Dixie’s Humpries
It was the perfect hangover solution for your parents and will remain the perfect hangover solution for your child, so why wouldn’t Dixie’s Homefreeze be perfect for you? A pile of fried potato squares with a thick, spicy buttery sauce that could soak up the Dead Sea and wake the dead. One serving of Humfries – and we won’t be mad if you also order the wings – and you’re as good as new. Now all that remains is to recover from the humpback.
on the site
Good Morning: Benedict’s Croque Madame
Well, let’s leave you for a moment with the patronizing Benedict, because with all due respect to the other pompous breakfasts in the city, they do not include such a Croque Madame trashy. It’s true, it’s not exactly as fresh and fresh when delivered as in the branches, but a. Who the hell is going to make it out of the house now, and more for Benedict?! B. When you pour the béchamel sauce on the egg, thrown on brioche bread stuffed with gouda and ham – you’ll thank us. After this throbbing headache passes.
on the site
Kroc Maddam, Benedict (Photo: Sarit Gofen)
The Mexican: Taqueria steak burrito
When in Mexico you want to wake up with less of a tequila hangover, they prepare a breakfast burrito breakfast. Just kidding – of course it’s in the United States. So we don’t have a light burrito with guacamole, egg and pulled sausage, but we do have the taqueria burrito, which is the next best thing to it. The light sheitel meat of the steak will provide a nice base for absorbing the alcohol, the rice and beans will strengthen and the compact packaging will help you not to spread the food too much on the floor. We didn’t say it wouldn’t spread, but less.
in Volt
taqueria Photo: from the taqueriatlv Instagram page
The refreshing: the avocado toast of Cafe Edmond
Basically, it’s pretty well known that avocado on toast is one of the most effective and even healthy hangover solutions. It sucks to hear “healthy” after an evening of alcohol, right? In any case, lucky that avocado toast is also a delicious food for God’s sake, and no less refreshing. On the other hand, unless you have planned ahead, it is difficult to find a good avocado in Ampam. Just order from Edmond Cafe – it is indeed an expensive dish for avocado toast with delivery (NIS 40), but after this headache subsides, you won’t think about money anymore.
in Volt
Edmond. Photo: Roy Keren
The Good Jew: Sander’s Chicken Soup
Grandma always used to say: “There is no better medicine than chicken soup. Especially if you knocked out too many chasers yesterday.” Grandma was wild, peace be upon her. In the old Jewish food restaurant, they don’t ask questions or judge, but simply send an excellent fresh chicken soup with karafelach and kindlech and everything you need to recover from the aggravation. It has happened for millions of Ashkenazim in Europe, there is no reason why it should not treat you properly as well.
in Volt or delivery
Jews know a thing or two about chicken soup. Sander (Photo: PR)
The local: Abu Hassan’s Masbah
And perhaps above all, there is no better solution for hungover Israelis than hummus. The perfect salve may not do much to soothe the soft beats, but the pita absorbs the soul and returns it to your body. Ali Caravan’s excellent hummus, with its perfect grains and texture, will take care of you well, and it is also likely that it will put you into a deep sleep after it, which is also an excellent solution for a hangover – just make sure not to eat hummus with a hangover if you have plans for the rest of the day.
In Walt or Tenbis
Abu Hassan (Photo: Anatoly Michaelou)
The healthy: the juice of the etrog man
And what do you actually do if the nausea is so bad that just imagining food makes you want to return yesterday’s dinner to God? Very simple, healthy natural juice that will give you back as much as possible without having to bite. The etrog man from Carmel is already famous for concocting delicious natural remedies, so just call Dr. Mitz to take care of this noisy world.
in Volt
Uzi-Eli Hazai, the etrog man. Photo: Ilya Melnikov
Casual, in a good way: Wok Republic’s noodles
Six, don’t tell, but Wok Republic has been our alcohol absorption food for many years. It’s not the best noodle in town, it’s barely the best in the bad noodle category, but it’s perfect for this particular task. Trashy dishes loaded with sauce, swollen noodles that seem to be born to absorb all the toxins and enough pieces of chicken to satisfy, but not too much so that you don’t choke. Perfect balance for a state of imbalance.
on the site
short walk Wok Republic. Photo: from the restaurant’s Volt page
The classic: Laila’s pizza, from last night
Ok, listen up because this requires a bit of planning ahead – or a complete lack of planning ahead – but there’s nothing better the morning after an alcoholic night than yesterday’s leftover pizza. We don’t suggest ordering a pizza and leaving it on the counter to cool, peace be upon you, but if that happens we will definitely be happy to wake up in the morning to a slice of night pizza. You don’t even need to heat it, just shove this magic right into your mouth, and good luck. That is, at least for relative health.
in Volt
Pizza night. Photo: Instagram