2024-12-17 20:00:00
As you know, I’m not in the habit of shooting at ambulances. Especially when transporting a seriously injured or ill person. Or both. But there, frankly, he is abusing it. Here, we are well beyond the simple “He looked for it somewhere”. » Here, frankly, we are in declared chaos. In provocation. Questioned in Paris by a journalist returning from Pau, about the 12,000 euros it cost us to travel aboard the presidential Falcon that François Bayrou offered to go, as mayor of Pau, to preside over the city council; an already exorbitant cost for people who work hard to earn very little, and who nevertheless largely contribute to paying for the generosity that politicians grant themselves with taxpayers’ money (in particular the members of the executive, President of the Republic and Prime Minister in the lead) ; François Bayrou dared, in response, the perhaps disconcerting statement that I included in the title of this editorial : « I never abuse state resources. »
All this to go and speak, (1) breathless (this is his trademark) during the two hours that the meeting lasted. Two hours which, however, gave us the satisfaction of having seen François Bayrou being abundantly and duly put back in his place by the city councillors. Rightly citing the inconsistency for him, as the new Prime Minister, of having preferred to go to Pau, as mayor of the city, moreover with a presidential plane, to attend the municipal council of a place not at all afflicted by facing difficulties insurmountable, instead of going to Mayotte, as Prime Minister, the poorest department in France just devastated by a terrible cyclone, these gentlemen and ladies let him know that they were not happy. But then I’m not happy at all.
« The first question that comes to mind is: what are you doing there? This is a political mistake! Your first mission, Mr. Bayrou, and Mr. Prime Minister, is to take the plane to go to Mayotte, even if only in a symbolic way.. »
« It would seem inconceivable to me that you remain mayor of Pau and president of the urban community, while carrying out the heavy task that is now assigned to you. This is even more true in the period we are living in today, which will require, I believe, the presence of a Prime Minister invested 150% in the country’s interest.S. »
« I’m not sure the residents of Paloise appreciate the accumulation of mandates. »
Rest assured, I will not impose on you the “gloubi-boulga” (2) that this political dinosaur served as a response to these justified invectives. Lymphatic, pathetic and amphigorical, in short, true to himself. An intellectual mush so indecent in form, and with such indigestible content, that it appears unfit for consumption. In this case expelled from the sentence by an individual whose blood pressure number, the “blood pressure two” he appears to have, is therefore woefully lower than the number of mandates he exercises. Four mandates whose tasks he cannot in any way fully assume, but which he nevertheless exercises cumulatively, in total awareness and desire to violate the commitment linked to each of them, to assume them fully. For that? Also benefit cumulatively from the four very generous compensations for each of his mandates, as well as the substantial advantages that derive from them.
And you will see that, like his predecessor in Matignon (3), the policy that François Bayrou will lead as head of government, during the debates on the 2025 finance law, will consist of asking the French to make further efforts. Paying more and more taxes of all kinds, under the false pretext of paying interest on the French public debt. This colossal debt of 3,200 billion euros (to which will be added the amount of the future deficit of 2025) to which François Bayrou, personally, contributed significantly, both as high commissioner for planning and as minister (he was three times), both as the system’s rentier minister (high scrounger of state funds) which he has held for 45 years.
Greedy more than the excess it is, the day before yesterday he was on the verge of fainting.
Digestive discomfort in economic terms and visceral intolerance to the responsibilities that must be assumed, this pheasant who was already not very lively at the base, and who therefore had to leave the ship after 45 years of gargantuan parties of all kinds worn out both physically and intellectually. He cowardly abandoned the helm in the middle of the press conference he organized on Sunday, after the crisis unit organized under his direction, on the situation in Mayotte, and in which the resigning ministers concerned participated.
YES. It took just three days for this “Bayrou” emergency to deflate. What a pity!
François Bayrou invented a new mode of operation: the resignation of the Prime Minister in the exercise of his duties?
Somehow it makes sense. Oh yes! He had announced the color. Remember.
« I will not be Prime Minister », he said, after the results of the early legislative elections, in the period in which Emmanuel Macron was slow in definitively appointing Michel Barnier to this post.
And then he had it he justified this statement with these words :
« Because the President of the Republic said he wanted an opponent… Because he wanted to demonstrate that he had listened to this message »; namely the message sent to Emmanuel Macron by the French through the results of the polls.
Unfortunately for France and the French, public fund manager François Bayrou looks at least as bad François Bayrou as speaker.
Devil! Under his leadership, the city of Pau’s deficit almost doubled in ten years: it went from 60 million euros to 110 million euros. As for that of the community of municipalities for which François Bayrou is responsible, its perpetually increasing debt now amounts to 187 million euros.
And it gets worse!
Yes-yes. The similarities between Bruno Le Maire, aka Mr. public debt “expanded like never before” and François Bayrou do not stop there.
Indeed, François Bayrou is also an extremely verbose writer. On the little free time, or rather on the absence of free time, that the six public functions he holds would leave him, if he actually exercised them, added to his activity as a horse breeder, and his private functions as administrator of France Gallop and the main racehorse trainers’ union, François Bayrou, did not write less than fourteen books in twelve years.
Fourteen blocks, each as uninteresting as a dictionary without definition, and as fascinating as the legal analysis of a flat encephalogram written in Verlan. Floors which, moreover, have published that they are property of the National Institute of Public Service, are at our expense.
Be careful, François Bayrou considers it a clearly true reality, because it flatters him, makes him « who has been told he looks like Richard Gere » ; in the movie “Pretty Woman,” he explains.
It is therefore unfortunately “normal” (in quotation marks) that he takes France for his “beautiful woman”, his easy girl.
So how long will his mandate last? A question on everyone’s lips since his appointment this Friday the 13th, accompanied by criticisms ranging from ” I can’t wait for him to go ” And ” that it be censored as quickly as possible “. The bets are open.
This is the message in the sense that “ The anonymous singers » turn to him in this video published on YouTube three days ago: «Bayrou: Bye bye. »
Clearly, the only non-macronist who gives even a little credit to François Bayrou is Dominique de Villepin. Hold on tight, he even goes so far as to call her.” The heir of Henry IV », reference to the title of one of Bearnais’ books. And he argues that the position of prime minister is likely to serve as a springboard for François Bayrou to make a legitimate bid to run for the Elysée in 2027.
Mind you, I get it. Strategically, it’s well thought out.
Indeed, Dominique de Villepin does not hide the fact that he has the same ambition.
However, if it turns out that in 2027, François Bayrou is one of the opponents that Dominique Villepin will have to face, it will look fantastic in comparison. At least as “grandiose” as Emmanuel Macron may have appeared, 100% artificially, in 2017, positioned as he was for this misleading purpose during the debate of the first round of the presidential elections, between Jacques Cheminade (another fossil of French politics, who for solve France’s problems would propose to colonize Mars) and Jean Lassalle, the equivalent, a matter of diction, of a Quasimodo who did honor, and on the same day, at all the stands of a national fair of wine and spirits products. Which is why, according to some, it took him almost two years to remember that he had to tell us that Emmanuel Macron was not vaccinated against Covid. And we are still waiting for the proof he has!
But, well, as they say in the police (a profession of which, according to a Coluche who knows how to sip alcoholic beverages, many members are often well “drenched”): ” Older biker than ever. »
Voila.
Therefore, adhering to the respect for the contradiction imposed on journalists by the Monaco Charter and since François Bayrou cannot open his mouth to corroborate in facts the denigration of which he is the subject, I will now deal with this, after having formulated here the completely incriminating criticism that is necessary towards François Bayrou: I leave the floor to the one who is therefore the only credible non-Macronist political support of François Bayrou, Dominique de Villepin.
The resulting speech is a video of thirty-two minutes. Then I add what “Le Zapping Politique” published on the subject, which provides a summary.
And this is good: in tomorrow’s editorial I will talk to you about controlled opposition.
1) « To plead: to speak at length, in a boring and emphatic manner. »
2) The “globubi-boulga” is a imaginary dish and the food favorite of dinosaur Casimirmain character of Children’s IslandA television program intended for children broadcast in France since mid 70s at the beginning of 80s. More precisely, the gloubi-boulga is a cake considered inedible, and of which only the species ” Casimir » is fond.
3) a Michel Barnier who is also a “dinosaur” of politics. A high parasite who already, before becoming Prime Minister, gorged himself on taxes throughout his political life, and who will continue to do so until his death, with more than 50,000 euros a month in accumulated pensions which he costs us, plus the 150,000 euros per year in expenses as former Prime Minister.
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