I will never go to a concert again

2024-08-24 22:50:09

Although I hated joining the crowd, I ended up triumphantly, unscathed, and bought the tickets.

I gave my wife as evidence of love to the concerts that had taken me, or caused me, much to my dismay, pulling me gently as if I were her pet, promising me attention, pampering and praise that I behave well.

The first time they…

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