Stephen Colbert Considers Post-“Late Show” Life: From Personal Assistant to Protein-Fueled Physique
CBS’s decision to end The Late Show in May 2026 has sparked speculation about the future of host Stephen Colbert, but a recent appearance by actor Josh Brolin offered a surprisingly candid glimpse into potential next steps – and a playful job offer.
The cancellation of the long-running late-night franchise, announced last month, was attributed by CBS to a “purely financial decision” driven by challenges in the linear television market. However, the move has fueled widespread discussion, especially given Colbert’s history of outspoken criticism of former President Donald Trump and the recent merger of CBS parent company, paramount Global, with Skydance, which required FCC approval. CBS maintains these factors did not influence the decision.
During a Wednesday night segment, Brolin extended a unique proposition to Colbert: a position as his personal assistant. according to reports, Colbert readily accepted, quipping, “I’m in, man,” and suggesting Brolin appeared relatively low-maintenance. “You know what,Josh Brolin,I bet that’s a real easy job,” Colbert reportedly said. “No calls in the middle of the night complaining about why the steam room isn’t working from Josh Brolin.”
Beyond the potential assistant role, Colbert also revealed ambitious plans for a physical transformation following his departure from the show. “After May,” he stated, “I’m going to get so cut. I’m going to do the fat shot drug. And I’m going to get super cut. I’m going to do nothing but protein…eat 16 chickens a day.”
The exchange wasn’t solely focused on career prospects. Brolin, via a video message delivered through his Weapons co-star Julia Garner, playfully ribbed Colbert about his leisure time.”How’s your boat? Now that you don’t have a job, you’ll be able to spend more time on the boat,” Brolin remarked.He also challenged Colbert to finally watch The Goonies, a film the host has previously admitted to never having seen.
Why, Who, what, and How did it end?
Why: CBS cancelled The Late Show due to financial challenges in the linear television market. The decision sparked speculation about Colbert’s future.
who: Stephen Colbert, host of The Late Show, and actor Josh Brolin were central to this story. Julia Garner also played a role in delivering Brolin’s message.What: Colbert is considering multiple options after The Late Show ends in May 2026, including becoming Brolin’s personal assistant and undergoing a significant physical transformation.
How did it end?: The segment ended with playful banter between Colbert and Brolin, with Brolin challenging Colbert to watch The goonies. Colbert’s future remains open, but he appears to be embracing the transition with humor and enthusiasm.
