khali peeli weblog lok sabha elections 2024 satire – 2024-05-28 10:38:40

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2024-05-28 10:38:40

Deepak Pachpor
In relation to election time, good individuals know that irrespective of who wins, your rigidity is not going to cut back. There are two forms of rigidity. You may see them at the moment. The stress of such individuals who will simply transfer their fingers and legs at the moment. They are going to look totally tensed. The specialty of such individuals is that every time there’s Lok Sabha election, they look ahead to it proper after the final election. After the meeting elections are over, they’ll look ahead to the subsequent meeting election. Whether or not it’s 5 years or ten years, they’ll sit and wait peacefully.

You’ll ask who such individuals are, then no matter I inform you, hearken to it calmly and perceive it. Many individuals have just one work – to ask for tickets. He can be in contact with you from the start. He’ll go to the ministry for you, will put you within the municipality. Let there be any downside associated to the room, society, the home, he’ll get all of it sorted out. He’ll take the papers from your home and after getting the signature of the boss, will depart them at your house. Whereas leaving, he’ll say, “Kaaka, in case you have any work, don’t hesitate to name me. Will probably be even midnight. I can be right here at your door in ten minutes. The drains should not cleaned, there’s a energy reduce, somebody is creating bother. Simply giving orders.”

Baburao says, “Such individuals will be just right for you and enhance their numbers throughout the social gathering. At election time, they’ll stand in line to ask for a ticket with a listing of public works. They are going to inform how many individuals they’ve labored for within the final 5 years. Bhidu, go and see someday. Additionally, you will get a reputation. They’ve been working for the general public since a very long time. There are some individuals who, if requested for one thing, will go in processions carrying a flag, attend conferences, distribute manifestos, on the day of voting, will arrange a desk exterior the polling sales space and test the title of the voter within the listing and provides a slip and inform whom to vote for. Such individuals is not going to get something from tickets. Even when their candidate loses, it is not going to matter to them. The outcome will go to get them some cash. They are going to look ahead to the subsequent election peacefully. Baburao additionally used to say that ‘These Christians have saved the democracy however they’re those who’re completely ruining our nation.’

Now you’ll ask who else is there who waits for the subsequent election, then I’ll inform you that I and folks such as you. What do all of the individuals suppose that on the time of election when somebody involves ask for votes, then I’ll discuss my son that, “Baba, since I’ve seen you in elections, I swear, I’ve not even raised my head in direction of every other candidate. Whole time you will have stood, I’ve voted for you.” If you say with such a smile that, ‘Bhau, my son is a grasp. I can put him to work anyplace. In the event you say, he may also sit in your division.’ What is going to Bhau say? He’ll say that, ‘Now you see what sort of election buzz there’s. Election must be over first.’ There can be a lot chaos within the crowd that there can be no use of telling your downside. You’ll simply waste time. Bhau’s PA gives you 25-50 copies of the manifesto to distribute in your society. Additionally, you will be given certainly one of your staff to take him on his bike, accompany him and distribute the manifesto and drop him again right here.

Now what’s going to you do, boss? You’ll take Tapori alongside. You’ll spend an hour or two with him, ring the bell of the whole flat, distribute manifestos with Bhau’s face printed on them after which drop the employees. You’ll suppose that you’ll remind Bhau as soon as extra in regards to the job for the boy, however what do you see, he has already left for campaigning. Now you perceive that who all look ahead to the elections? Simply preserve one factor in thoughts. He’ll look ahead to the subsequent election for the ticket, he’ll get the ticket sometime or the opposite – if not for the Lok Sabha, then for the Vidhan Sabha, if not for the Nagar Palika, then for the Gram Panchayat. However I’ve doubts about your boy, Bhidhu. So wait additionally. Avoid wasting extra time.

Disclaimer: The views expressed above are the writer’s personal

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