2023-05-01 09:07:50
A job free Holiday May 1st, 2023 is always. But this time it also falls on a Monday, making for a relaxing long weekend.
Plenty of time and opportunity to send a message to friends, acquaintances or even colleagues to start the merry month of May.
Here are short, funny sayings and poems to send via WhatsApp and Co., quickly by e-mail or traditionally by post.
Short greetings from the road
★ April is over, we’re speeding into May. I wish you a happy holiday!
★ I wish you a wonderful May with lots of happy moments!
★ The merry month of May should give you happiness, health and joy!
Poetic for the loved one(s)
★ In the beautiful month of May
In the beautiful month of May,
When all the buds burst
There is in my heart
Love has risen.
(Heinrich Heine, 1797-1856)
★ Is the May air mild and lovely,
mankind lies around and loves each other.
(Unknown)
Funny things for colleagues
★ “Work is calling!” “Tell her I’ll call you back!”
★ Employee to his manager: “Boss, my salary is disproportionate to my performance!” “That’s true, but we can’t let you starve.”
★ A holiday is when I lie so motionless on the sofa that my fitness bracelet starts measuring my sleep activity.
★ Labor Day on May 1st – I’m off, it’s on!
★ “Where do you actually work?” “In the car factory.” “On the assembly line?” “No, we’re allowed to walk around freely.
★ If the visitor asks the boss: “How many people actually work here?” “I guess about half…”
Old but true: farmer’s rules
★ Dry May, wailing. Wet May brings luck.
★ If it rains on the first day of May, many fruits can be expected. If Philip and James are wet, the farmer has a lot of fun.
★ A cool May is appreciated’, has always brought us a good year.
Clever things for the spring month of May
★ In May all leaves are green,
in May all hangovers are bold.
So whoever has a heart takes one,
and if you don’t get one, you don’t have one.
(Otto Julius Bierbaum (1865 – 1910)
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