int ‘O rione’
NoonJune 10, 2022 – 08:05
from Fortunato Cerlino
RNeapolitan citizenship certificate.
“Hello, good morning, can I speak to Mr. M.?”
“I’m Mr. M., who am I talking to?”
“Good morning. I am Mrs. A., the one who took charge of caring for your mother. The lady gave me your number. ‘
«Listen to me, I didn’t want to bother you because I know you are very busy, but I didn’t know anymore which saint to turn to. Your mother says you are the one who takes care of the practical things. ‘
“But why didn’t your mom tell you anything about the money I ought to have?”
«He told me that we have to pay off the probationary period of a certain lady AB for her duties…».
“And it’s me ‘a lady AB, the two weeks of trial are over but I have not yet seen’ na lira”.
“Beautiful lady, but my mother explained the procedure to you, didn’t she?”
“What practice? I work hard ‘and I want’ and the money I owe! “
“And God forbid.”
“Eh ‘this money is it?”
“I am waiting for the complete personal details from you to issue a regular receipt with the indication of the type of service performed, the agreed pay and all the rest”.
«But received here? What are you talking about? “
“Beautiful lady, my mother explained to you right away that it is not our intention to hire you in the black.”
“When your mother met us at the first vote, she told me outright that we had settled as usual for the payment.”
“Exactly. As is always the case. After the two-week trial, paid with a regular receipt, we would have moved on to the actual hiring with a contract and the opening of an INPS position ».
«But here ‘assumption? What contract? But vuje site fallen cu ‘a capa’ nterra? I don’t want to hear about the imps! Here in Naples when someone says that we are regulated as we always do for the payment, it means that no contract is made. In short, on the word ».
«No, my lady, we understood each other very badly. Without a regular contract we do not… ».
“Here it is,” or I knew! That mother of yours told me that you have been away from home for several years. She had understood that I wanted to deal with an Italian! ».
“But why, excuse me, aren’t you Italian?”
“No, I’m Neapolitan! But explain me ‘na thing to me, but in your opinion I for the 1080 euro you give me a month if I lose’ or income ‘and citizenship? But are you feeling well? ».
“Madam, it goes without saying that if we put it in order, you will no longer be unemployed.”
“And how beautiful it is, sir!” And in your opinion as a field with 1080 euro ‘or month? ».
“It is a part-time job paid fifteen euros net per hour, in addition to the contributions that we will clearly pay to you regularly. Citizenship income, as you know, is a temporary support, very useful for charity, but reserved for those who really can’t find a job ».
«Giovino ‘, I cu 1080 euro’ or month I miss’ and cigarettes m’accatto! The terms were clear. But do you know how much the state took or month without me having to lift a finger? 940 euros, almost as much as you give me to break my back ».
“I repeat, you take this subsidy because you are unemployed …”.
“And I have to be unemployed, do we understand each other? ‘Or I don’t want a contract, I don’t need it.’
«Look, I have met some not very serious people, but as you are ‘a primma vote! Here in Naples all of us who work at home are black. Everyone takes ‘na thing’ and money from the state as unemployed and propertyless. But cu which core do you have to put me in difficulty? I have three children and a dependent husband, would you like to see me in the middle of a road? ».
“Look ma’am, I’m actually offering you a job that is paid more than what is normally paid. Her commitment is three days a week with my mother, so… ».
“Okay, okay understood, let me lose. You do not understand the things as we do, by now you have become completely Italian. Facimme acussì, pay me the two weeks I did and whoever has seen has seen ”.
“Willingly, if that’s what you want. Can you provide me with your personal details so I can have the receipt prepared by my accountant? “
“Yet? You have to give me and money that is due to me and that’s it! No receipt! ».
«But I cannot pay it without…».
«I labored and you have to pay me!».
“But I want to pay for it.”
“So what are the jokes about the receipt, the accountant, the taxes?”
“But you should have pointed out immediately that …”
«Okay, I understand, now I’ll take part of it from the shopping money your mother gave me, you prepare the rest for me. I don’t want to have anything to do with dishonest people like you. Look, I tell you! Let me have the rest of the money that my husband keeps’ a head that is not good! I’ll let him explain it to you as to whether they do ‘and things’ in Naples, he goes back to memory … ».
June 10, 2022 | 08:05
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