Opinion on Sporting-Oviedo: Alfredo Landa and the bunker

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2023-05-11 23:30:51

Obama-style posters hung around the city, a tent to distribute “electoral” propaganda, cannonade from the official networks… Oviedo turned the official announcement of the renewal of the Admiral Cervera until June 2025 into a spectacle of light and color to celebrate that The blue coach and the property have reached an agreement with which days of wine and roses are expected to end with the club returning to the First Division through the front door. It is this type of initiative-show that LaLiga de Tebas likes. Because the idea of ​​the boss and his centurions is to turn the clubs into generators of news, reports, information and such and such.

Nothing new under the sun, that No-Do and “Pravda” were already invented many, many years ago by some gentlemen with the face of suffering from chronic constipation and more twisted than a corkscrew. Becoming content creators is one of the legs of the bunkerization of professional football – everyone out, the toy is mine – that “señoriiiiiiiiiito” Tebas has been concocting for a long time with the idea of ​​converting the issue of information and such and such on another lever. Come on, what all my life came as pasta.

Although the feeling is that something is wrong with the plan if we take into account that, for example, Barça is going to destroy their television and Madrid have to program movies by Terence Hill and Bud Spencer and those from when Alfredo Landa, with the package de Ducados, clad in the elastic of the egg-roller, was chasing the Swedes around the edge of the pool, to maintain a certain audience. It is true that the plan is to dominate the networks, but even Twitter and other garbage cans get people tired. And if not, tell Jorge Javier and “Save me” from him.

Meanwhile, 28 kilometers away, the penultimate project, that of setting up an academy to attract young soccer players, is now official. From now on, in addition to accents from Llano, Cuenca or Llanes, the musicality of Castilian from the other side of the pond will be heard. Well, rather we will have to imagine it unless the official channels offer it to us in 5K, did you hear it, dude?

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