Dhe world is getting more and more confusing. The moderator Florian Silbereisen, who comes from the supposedly arch-conservative hit scene, has been sued by the left-wing politician Diether Dehm because Silbereisen sang the song “1000 and 1 Night” with Beatrice Egli, the text of which Dehm wrote. It contains the line “We played Indians”, but Silbereisen sang “We played together”, noted “Frau im Spiegel”; he “avoided the word Indian”. To make do with the term “Native Americans” would unfortunately have battered the meter.
However, we can understand that Silbereisen no longer wants to play a game in which you walk through the prairie swinging an ax and at the end you are struck down by the cowboy because he has the gun. But Diether Dehm is angry. “I insist not only on fidelity to the text, but also on my children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren being able to ‘play Indians’ wherever and whenever they want,” he has said. “Just as hopefully young indigenous people should be allowed to play ‘old white men’ forever and everywhere in the world.”
This raises a few questions, perhaps the most interesting of which is how do you play Old White Men? Typing angry comments on the screen under the texts of young women, anxiously looking out for a woken pack that wants to cancel you alive? We cannot imagine that such a game would be so exciting for young indigenous people.
Dieter and Diether
Dieter Bohlen, on the other hand, still does it with great passion. After he asked a “DSDS” candidate in front of the camera if she “only did Abi” and “let herself be noodled” (we reported), the mood in the jury is similar to that among the Republicans in the speaker election in the House of Representatives; Bohlen’s authority now seems to rank below that of Kevin McCarthy. According to “Bild”, jury member Leony revealed that the chief juror said about her: “Nice voice, but a bit of a charisma like a cleaning lady.” Which is quite courageous if you have at least a questionable voice and a charisma like, How . . . shall we say: like Diether Dehm.
Katja Krasavice, also on the jury, even made a diss track against Bohlen, in which she raps – only too happy to be quoted by the “Bild” newspaper: “Damned through messing around without a high school diploma. Today my A . . . more relevance than any of your German superstars.” A statement that “Bild” confirms by not showing a photo of one of the Bohlen singers for the article, but one of Krasavice’s mentioned body parts.
Depends on his pancake recipe: Jeff Bezos and partner Lauren Sánchez
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At this point we should probably move to higher realms, also of the level, as quickly as possible. As reported by “In”, President’s wife Brigitte Macron revealed in an interview how things are at her breakfast table: “I love fruit, so Manuel always gets two oranges and one lemon. That makes him bitch every morning, but I also give him a kiwi,’ she explains, laughing.” Poor Macron has to bite into a sour lemon every morning? There are downsides to marrying your former teacher.
The boss speaks last
In even higher circles, at least from a financial point of view, the man also takes care of the physical well-being: “When he goes about his Sunday morning ritual and makes pancakes, he always looks up the exact amount of ingredients. Although he should have known it by heart long ago because he always uses the same recipe,” Lauren Sánchez said of her partner, Amazon boss Jeff Bezos, according to “Gala”. We find it forgivable if a man who has his eye on a global corporation can’t remember that pancakes contain milk, flour and, well, things.
Serving her husband a lemon every morning: Brigitte Macron
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Sánchez also says, “He taught me never to be the first to speak in meetings. Because I’m the boss, and the boss always speaks last.” If everyone reads this now, we can imagine how conferences will be conducted everywhere in the future: nobody talks at all for the first few minutes, and in the end everyone is fighting for the last word to have.
Heidi Klum’s marriage, which is working on the new “GNTM” season, is cute, while “her lover, husband Tom”, according to “Gala” “pours kisses or brings her drinks during the shooting break”. Hopefully he doesn’t get confused at some point, bringing her kisses and showering her with drinks.
Finance Minister Christian Lindner finally gives “Frau im Spiegel” an insight into his family planning with his wife Franca Lehfeldt and says: “We can well imagine children. But here, as in politics, the principle applies: announce less and deliver more.” And as in politics, it is also important in private life to create the appropriate logistics, expand traffic routes and avoid speed limits at all costs. Then nothing stands in the way of the hoped-for large delivery.