Berlin – I don’t really care, but when it’s hot the most important thing is not to get upset. Keep calm. You should tell yourself that it doesn’t matter at all if a guy calls you an “asshole”. He doesn’t mean it, he’s scared of Tourette’s syndrome. Maybe you can cheer him up a little by saying he reminds you of Gandhi, the early Mahatma Gandhi, when he was still a sex symbol in India. Although, no, sex symbol, he could get it wrong, ask: “Don’t we know each other?” And smile. That’s good, it upsets him. Maybe he forgets his aggression. If he continues to spoon you, you adapt skilfully to your surroundings, merge with the terrain, camouflage yourself in such a way that he does not recognize you: “Well? There was an asshole here just now. ”But don’t laugh, that could give you away.
The most important thing in the heat is of course: drink. Drink a lot. And no alcohol. No no. Alcohol removes water from the body. You can sometimes in the evening, sure, there you can have a glass of wine, with dinner, a small glass of wine, or when you get married, or when you are promoted, if you have just become brigade leader at the Sparkasse, congratulations, then you can toast to the celebration of the day with a glass of sparkling wine. You don’t have to drink it. Toast, sip and tip the rest over your shoulder behind you. Simply pretend that this is what they do in Russia, your homeland. Old tradition. I can hardly imagine anyone asking for a birth certificate.
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