What’s the weather like, Luciana Littizzetto’s little letter to Giorgia Meloni

2023-10-22 23:46:58

“Dear Er Meloni, Giambruno was engaged, Brother of Italy forever and single of Italy since Friday”. Thus begins the letter that Luciana Littizzetto addressed to the Prime Minister, Giorgia Meloni, in the second episode of Che tempo che fa, after the announcement of the end of the relationship with the journalist Andrea Giambruno. “How much I would have liked to talk to you today about the kindergarten bonus and the money in Romagna that isn’t arriving… … and on Friday I was ready to write about it with my goose down pen when your post arrived like a bolt from the blue. And I received so many messages from friends on my cell phone that it seemed like an emergency IT alert.”

“That you are furious with your partner, that you didn’t like the word partner before, let alone now, I imagine. You will be pissed off, but not black estoril. Black like ‘I keep my shirt black’. And I understand you. Look. You have You were right to dump him. With Salvini you can’t do it but with him you can”, he adds. “You weren’t even a traditional family and so you can even spare yourselves the divorce. Goodbye is enough love, I’m no longer with you I look at the clouds up there. And anyway I wanted to tell you that it’s happened to everyone, falling in love with a fool. And I say silly so as not to be rude. We all had slices of ham in our eyes. And with you it was even easier because ham and melons go well”, continues Littizzetto.

“One more thing. Maybe you wrote the PS in your message without consulting a geologist. ‘All those who hoped to weaken me by hitting me at home should know that no matter how much the drop may hope to dig the stone, the stone remains stone and the drop it’s just water'”, he says, quoting a passage from the prime minister’s post.

“Look, it’s the opposite. It’s as the Latins say: GUTTA CAVAT LAPIDEM. In the end the water is stronger than the stone, in the long run it holes it, models it, smoothes it, resizes it. Look at the stones from the streams or those brought from the sea how beautiful, round and glittering they are. Water is life, it quenches thirst and purifies. It flows and goes forward. It is much better for you to be a drop that slides, believe me, even if you like to think of yourself as stone. PS How do you see the holy triad, mother, father and child has jumped once again. And I don’t think a peach will be enough to save her”, he says.