Elbvertiefung: Hamburg Newsletter & Avoiding Rudeness

Hamburg Grapples with Vandalism, Political Trials, and Everyday “Bullying”

A daily newsletter from the ZEIT editorial team delivers a snapshot of life in Hamburg, revealing a city confronting both high-profile offenses and the frustrations of daily life.

The city of Hamburg is navigating a complex landscape of political and social challenges, from acts of vandalism targeting prominent figures to ongoing legal battles and the persistent irritations of everyday life. A recent newsletter, Elbvertiefung, highlights these issues, offering a glimpse into the concerns of residents and the responses of authorities.

Remembering Helmut Schmidt Amidst Renewed Vandalism

A disturbing act of vandalism has once again marred the final resting place of former Chancellor Helmut Schmidt and his wife Loki at the Ohlsdorf cemetery. Swastikas were discovered on their grave, mirroring a similar incident in December 2023. Officials swiftly removed the symbols with yellow paint, and stonemasons are currently working to restore the memorial. This incident underscores the continued presence of extremist ideologies and the need for vigilance against hate crimes.

Berlin and Hamburg Unite on Mobility Solutions

In a move to foster innovation and address urban transportation challenges, Berlin is joining forces with Hamburg in a collaborative mobility project. This “metropolitan mobility model region,” previously established between the federal government and Hamburg, aims to develop autonomous local transport, promote climate-friendly mobility options, and streamline communication between government entities, businesses, and research institutions.

Block Children Kidnapping Trial Continues

The trial surrounding the kidnapping of the Block children continues to unfold in a Hamburg court. The alleged mastermind behind the abduction, a 68-year-old managing director of an Israeli security company, is appearing as a witness for the fifth consecutive day. He is accused of orchestrating the kidnapping of the two youngest Block children from Denmark on New Year’s Eve 2023/24 and was granted safe conduct by authorities in exchange for his testimony. The case remains a focal point of public attention.

Daily Disruptions and the Persistence of “Bullying”

Beyond these headline-grabbing events, the newsletter also addresses the everyday frustrations experienced by Hamburg residents. A recurring theme is the issue of drivers obstructing traffic by stopping in lanes to make deliveries or pick-ups, often relying on hazard lights as a justification. This behavior, while technically illegal, is widespread and creates significant disruptions for other motorists. As one observer noted, “everyone does it, there’s no other way, yeah, yeah – those are the excuses.”

This seemingly minor issue is framed within a broader discussion of “bullying” – not in the traditional sense, but as a pattern of inconsiderate behavior where individuals prioritize their own convenience at the expense of others. The author, Florian Zinnecker, poses a fundamental question: “How can it be that in a world in which being a good person is considered a desirable goal, the bullies win so often and more and more often?” He argues that this often occurs because those who are not “bullies” passively allow it to happen, either out of politeness or a lack of assertiveness. Zinnecker concludes with a plea: “Don’t be a bully in a bully world. Just don’t.”

Other News from Hamburg

• Elbe Tunnel Closure: One of three lanes in the Elbe Tunnel will be closed in both directions until 6 p.m. this evening due to a warning strike by Ver.di union members.
• Wilhelmsburg Collision: Police are seeking witnesses following a collision between a locomotive and a bus in Wilhelmsburg, which resulted in one fatality and six injuries.
• Miniatur Wunderland Expansion: The Miniatur Wunderland is preparing to unveil its first roller coaster later this year, with engineers focusing on achieving realistic speeds.

Koran Burning Trial Raises Freedom of Expression Questions

A contentious trial is underway in Hamburg involving two Iranian exiles accused of participating in a protest that included the burning of pages from the Koran in front of the Blue Mosque in August 2022. The defendants argue they were exercising their right to freedom of expression, while prosecutors cite Section 166 of the German Criminal Code, which prohibits blasphemy and disturbing public peace. Their lawyer, Matthias Wisbar, argued that “The Iranian regime uses the Koran to legitimize the murder of thousands of opponents,” and questioned why the German judiciary would protect the regime from criticism. The outcome of the trial could have significant implications for the boundaries of free speech in Germany.

A Reflection on Happiness

The newsletter also touches on a broader philosophical question, referencing a recent ZEIT cover story on happiness. The article posits that happiness is comprised of 20% genetics, 30% environment, and 50% personal agency – emphasizing the importance of individual choices and actions.

Looking Ahead: Fairy Tale Festival and Local Insights

This weekend, Hamburg will host the 17th Fairy Tale Festival at the Museum am Rothenbaum, featuring interactive performances and opportunities for visitors to dress up as cats. A local observation, “Hamburger Schnack,” captures a charming moment between a resident and a young child, highlighting the simple joys of a snowy day.

The Elbvertiefung newsletter provides a comprehensive and nuanced portrait of Hamburg, showcasing a city grappling with serious issues while also celebrating its cultural vibrancy and the everyday moments that define its character. Readers can subscribe to receive the newsletter daily at 6 a.m. by visiting [link to subscription page].