2023-05-05 01:57:14
Among the liberal professions, such as journalism, advertising or communication, whether corporate or political, there is a legendary phrase, distilled -in the case of journalism- by mythical films such as “Primera flata” (Billy Wilder, 1974), in which Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau disemboweled the scoundrel. “Do not tell my mother that I am a journalist (publicist), she thinks that I am a pianist in a brothel”, says the famous quote.
The point is that today, with millions of people accessing official reports and data with the same ease as the media, we are examined not with a magnifying glass, but with a microscope, and journalists we have left that rogue world a bit to become scrupulous taxidermistsdespite the fact that the networks and the internet force some to tighten the ropes of the headlines more than necessary.
Those who have not realized this situation are politicians, who seem not to be scared by the use of propagandaperhaps because the word itself gives a mystical aura to the concept: a well-packaged lie, repeated a thousand times.
But it doesn’t strain. You put a press conference after the Council of Ministers to an Artificial Intelligence and, one of two, either implode like the Big Bang or program the Apocalypse for all Humanity. Let’s look at two recent examples.
To begin with, the unemployment. Escrivá lit up yesterday like a bull, assuring that the criticism of the April data was supported by falsehoods, when it is the official data that indicates that unemployment is at 3.4 million and not the 2.7 million that the Government sells . Proof of this is that the number of inactive discontinuous fixed lines will not be provided before 28-M. Not until these drop enough (in the summer).
Furthermore, it is clear that the labor reform was cosmetic. In April, with the hospitality industry signing discontinuous fixed lines at full throttle and some supposedly historic affiliation figures, unemployment only drops by 74,000 people compared to a drop of 144,000 claimants.
The other example is that of the squire Bolaños, who has embarrassed even his socialist comrades in Madrid. But it is better not to air the brothel politics anymore, lest the AI annihilate us because of it.
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