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The Rocky Horror Picture Show’s Songs, Ranked to Celebrate 50 Years of Sweet Transvestitism
Celebrating its 50th anniversary on September 26, 2024, The Rocky Horror Picture Show remains a cultural touchstone, a wild blend of camp, horror, adn rock ‘n’ roll that has captivated audiences for decades. The film, based on Richard O’Brien’s stage creation, stars Susan Sarandon and Barry Bostwick as the ill-fated couple Brad and Janet, whose encounter with Dr. Frank-N-Furter, portrayed by Tim Curry, launches them on a truly strange journey. But beyond the iconic costumes and outlandish plot, the movie’s enduring appeal lies in its undeniably catchy soundtrack. Here’s a definitive ranking of every song from this cinematic confection, proving, as one source noted, “There’s not a stinker in the bunch.”
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15. ‘Once in a While’
Brad’s solo reflection on his infidelity with Frank,while Janet watches from a hidden camera,is a fine song,but ultimately falls short compared to the rest of the soundtrack. Notably, this tune was cut from the film’s final version and is only available on various home-video releases.
14. ‘Super Heroes’
Appearing only in the U.K. cut of the film, “Super Heroes” serves as a melancholic epilogue. This space-rock number finds Brad and Janet assessing the life-altering events of the night, offering a somber reflection after the destructive finale.
13. ‘Eddie’
Set during an unsettling dinner scene,”Eddie” details the story of Dr. Everett Scott’s connection to the castle. He explains how his nephew, Eddie, became entangled with Frank-N-Furter and sent a desperate plea for help. The song is uniquely distinguished as “the best song in the musical that involves a teddy bear.”
12. ‘Planet Schmanet, Janet’ / ‘Planet Hot Dog’
Frank’s pursuit of Janet around the castle is captured in this rollicking song, foreshadowing his evil plan and the transformation of the “good guys” into statues. The lyrics, including the unforgettable line “Don’t get hot and flustered/Use a bit of mustard,” perfectly encapsulate Frank-N-Furter’s playful and mischievous nature.
11. ‘The Sword of Damocles’
Rocky’s “It’s alive!” moment is accompanied by this spunky number, accented by the Transylvanian chorus’s “Sha la la’s.” The song captures the energy of Frank’s creation, a blond and tanned muscle man running around in go
10. ‘I Can Make You a Man’
Frank’s triumphant declaration of his scientific prowess is delivered in this bombastic song. He details his creation of Rocky, emphasizing his ability to fulfill desires and defy conventional norms. The song is a festivity of Frank’s power and his rejection of societal expectations.
9. ‘science Fiction/Double Feature’
The opening number sets the stage for the entire film, establishing its campy tone and sci-fi influences.The song introduces the characters and themes that will unfold, promising a night of “transvestites and transsexuals.”
8. ‘Dammit Janet’
Brad’s desperate attempts to woo Janet, despite her growing attraction to Frank, are hilariously portrayed in this song. The lyrics reveal Brad’s frustration and confusion, while Janet remains aloof and intrigued by the castle’s allure.
7. ‘Rose Tint My World’
This song showcases Frank’s manipulative charm as he attempts to seduce Janet. The lyrics are filled with promises of pleasure and liberation, painting a seductive picture of a world without constraints.
6. ‘Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me’
A sensual and provocative number, “Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me” highlights the growing sexual tension between Janet and Frank. The song is a turning point in Janet’s journey, as she begins to explore her own desires.
5. ‘Wild and Untamed Thing’
Rocky’s introduction
