2023-12-07 21:00:11
EDITED – A previously unknown virus has recently been plaguing the Internet.
It spreads not “under X” but on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter.
This virus does not affect a computer system, but the users’ hard drive: these people found themselves infected because they had become addicted to it. And, above all, because they were not vaccinated against another virus, the virus that those who occupy the good places that power provides rightly consider to be the most dangerous of all the mutant viruses of Internet: the truth.
By dint of accusatory inversions or paradoxical injunctions, by dint of taking the French for hams (and not good people), by dint of tweeting, over and over again, untruths, lies, in the service of their interests personal while lining up behind the group spirit and the official narrative, it was inevitable: they contracted it.
According to what we a certain Professor Yogurt, this mental illness is terrible. The electrical discharge that the victim’s still active neurons receive, when the truth reveals who the liars are, this electrical discharge causes the “flight reflex” function to be activated. Hence the name that was given to this virus, logically, in the continuity of “the” Covid: the scare.
There is a new virus that seems to be taking over X. It’s the Kit virus.
????️Its alpha variant is terrifying and it has already claimed 3 victims in 24 hours (Anne Hidalgo, Karine Lacombe and Christie Morreale).
????️the WHO, an organization of scientific manipulation, has already warned of an epidemic…— Xavier Azalbert ◻ (@xazalbert) November 27, 2023
Be careful, its Alpha variant is terrifying. It left three victims in barely 24 hours: Anne Hidalgo, Karine Lacombe and Christie Morreale. And we are told that a Beta variant is lurking…
The WHO, the Organization for Scientific Manipulation, the same one which had alerted the “zoo-authorities” (bats and pangolins?) concerning “covid”, this time preferred to let the professionals do their thing.
And the epidemic is global. She declared herself on the basis of the colorful statements of the three victims. The main symptoms observed in each of them are these: big head, permanent compromises with the truth, loss of decency which can evolve into loss of common sense.
Fortunately for these people, the IHU of collective intelligence has already identified an effective treatment against the virus. Effective and extremely inexpensive: consulting alternative media like France-Soir, Tocsin or Putsch, non-exhaustive list. We can add Pifto please some…
A study carried out by Professor Bercoff shows that the viral load of bullshit melts like snow in the sun by combining the reading of these three media. And of Pif.
For once, President Mac Ron was quick to react. He appointed two promising young people to the Committee for evaluating therapeutic choices for this new virus. Their objective ? Carry out a randomized clinical trial in order to be able to measure the beneficial impact of these three media (and Pif) about this virus.
Fatality ! These two promising young people presenting the symptoms described above, they considered that Tocsin, Putsch and France-Soir could not be included as therapies for bullshit.
Pif in revenge s’en sort!
For what ? Because the dosage recommended by a calculation by Molibobard, the specialist in the kinetics of stupidity, constitutes a proven risk of effectiveness.
It’s serious. This is very serious.
However, Bobard not being ready to lie, he did not relent. Grrrrr !
Faced with this desperate situation, President Mac Ron appealed. He contacted the AME, the association of European criminals, to coordinate the response to the virus of truth.
Cauchechier and Blamez proposed a model. They predict an epidemic “catastrophic” because potentially, after counting, there are 654,321 people who risk being affected by a variant of the scare virus: the bullshit virus.
As a result, the AME suggested launching a call for tenders to develop two antiviruses, each equipped with a booster (in third dose), the French having subscribed en masse to the concept called “Foutage de rant par media mainstream interposed” for the benefit of manufacturers of experimental products with numerous and toxic side effects, but for which the public authorities, among others the Ministry of Strokes, Myocarditis and Thrombosis, give the name “vaccines”: a vaccine against virus of fear, and another, therefore, against that of bullshit.
Given that President Mac Ron, he has proven on numerous occasions, knows a thing or two about bullshit, Emmanuel I ordered the Prime Minister, “firstly, that all members of the government take, at once, four doses of the vaccine against bullshit (ten for the enarques) as well two doses of the one against jitters, and, secondly, that general states of stupidity be organized under the aegis of the Reichstadt psychiatric hospital, in all ministries”.
In addition to the systematic presence of the virus of bullshit among senior civil servants who have never had field experience in the field of activity in which, unfortunately for the country, they officiate, the virus of fear is developing rapidly. speed. This is evidenced by a cluster discovered very recently, bringing together several “high-ranking” political figures and other supposedly “scientific” activists.
Always at the forefront of alternative technology that he is, in the ViliconSalley, Bourrela proposed a ConMineRaté vaccine. However, 110% of the people who fell into this charlatanism found themselves with a slanted face from the first dose, the Minister of Fake News commissioned Wonspiracy Catch to look into the subject. “By holding one’s nose”, added Laurent Ruquier.
This public pharmacy is managed by a certain RudymentCherieJtequitte. It was created after Elon Musk, the American entrepreneur who bought Twitter, announced that on the platform renamed X, positions (anonymous or not) contrary to official propaganda imposed as incontestable truth will be tolerated, indisputable, under penalty of being deprived of dessert or being called anti-Semitic.
No offense to those who say that Elon Musk is a very naughty boy at the origins of the proliferation of conspiracy theories, a study carried out by my brother-in-law demonstrated that one of the main side effects of vaccines against the truth which are , dare we say, the laws that protect dogmas, is that people who do not live in reality and those who are ready to do anything to keep their place and all the advantages that go with it, cannot accept the fact that the truth is on the move, and that it will pass over them, whatever the cost…
This truth is spreading like a saving virus for humanity. A virus that will allow institutions that have forgotten the truth for years to collapse.
X may not be the perfect answer to lying. Despite everything, it can allow the population not to suffer too much information pollution.
So we are on the right track.
So long Anne Hidalgo ! So long Karine Lacombe! So long Christie Morreale!
And like “I’ll be back” tomorrow for a new editorial, I add: “That’s it, baby!”
Jokes aside, the highly publicized departure of Letters of my millby Alphonse Daudet, and more particularly to the Monsieur Seguin’s goat.
The moral of the story is that the grass is not necessarily greener on the other side of the fence, and as a result, one should not jump headfirst into an unfamiliar environment.
Rather than knowing his goats had gone up there in the mountain where wolves were rampant, Mr. Seguin gave the horn: “Anne, Karine, Christie, come back!”
Unfortunately, we know the fate of Monsieur Seguin’s goats. It was not at X that they were eaten…
In this case, three of them have left X. Others will follow.
However, let us never forget that it is from debate that light springs, and not from obscurantism.
The truth sometimes hurts and reveals the arrangements we have made with it.
Therefore, would it not be beneficial for everyone, including you, ladies, to stay on X to debate with your opponents? With appropriate language, of course, boudiou!
One thing is certain: France-Soir, we will fight so that you can do it whatever it costs…
(1) Courage, let’s run away is a French film written and directed by Yves Robert, released in 1979.
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