There were red roses yesterday, but now your heart is broken? Then the zoo in San Antonio (Texas, USA) had a daring idea valentines day: Let your ex feed you!
Of course, this is not to be taken literally, but symbolically: You support the zoo (3500 animals) with food donations and get a fun thank you. So you buy something like a cockroach ($10) or a rat ($25), christen it in the name of the deceased and let the prey disappear in the mouths of the zoo inmates. Well, is the thought good? If that’s too morbid for you, there’s also a head of lettuce for five dollars.
The hippopotamus is happy about a vegetarian food donation. Now imagine the lettuce disappearing with your ex’s name in its mouth
The San Antonio Zoo is promoting its Valentine’s Day feed campaign with this romantic ad
So that the fun really ignites, the former partner is informed about the happening with a digital Valentine’s card. If the pain is particularly deep, there is even a video proof that he has been eaten for $150.
Last year, 6555 participants chose this strategy of emotional processing. More information is available on the Zoo website.
Here’s how it works: Take out your revenge cravings on a voodoo doll this Valentine’s Day
If you don’t like this suggestion, you can also act out your curses with a mini voodoo doll (8 euros) or burn the initials of your hated ex-partner into juicy steaks with a branding iron for the grill.
If you want to impress others with your thirst for revenge, burn the renegade’s old slippers in a brazier. Fire colors support the glorious spectacle.
With fire colors (from 3.49 euros, at Amazon), the magic becomes a glowing Valentine’s Day treat
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