After the extensive coverage of Bibi and Sara’s exploits in Italy – two helicopters, a flight, sixty rooms, a fleet of cars that would not embarrass the Pope, a weekend celebrating a wedding anniversary and more, we decided to help them spend their money, that is, ours, in the best way possible. If the taxpayers are already celebrating us, then let it be until the end.
Of course the timing is excellent because the Finance Committee of the Knesset just approved the bill for extended coverage of his family’s expenses, so you can enjoy it properly. Here are seven attractions that Bibi and Sara must do in London:
The dungeon
This is an amazing and well-invested attraction, the dungeon is a unique and experiential interactive experience. Bibi and Sarah will be able to walk around the London basements and enjoy the darkest period in British history by reviewing the horrors, disasters, and conspiracies that took place in the kingdom. There is no doubt that this is a good time to take inspiration from. In addition, they will be able to collect good ideas from the Inquisition to apply to the leftist anarchists who block Ayalon and hand out flowers to the police.
TONI & GUY
These are two book brothers who immigrated to England as part of the eternal search for perfect hair. Leave them from Moshe Abutbul’s hair salon in the State Square, Sarah deserves much better than this. “Tony and Guy” are a household name in London with a chain of fancy hair salons that know how to provide service and have a back door. Wishes from protesters with chants such as: “May your face burn” does not threaten Tony and Gay because it will never happen to them. Beyond that, they have a line of premium quality products that can be used as a spray against cheeky London protesters, we thought of everything.
- Idan Alterman in stand-up and the show “Phich Nefesh” at Kammeri: cultural recommendations for the weekend
Shopping at Harrods
Brands, brands and brands. Who needs the shabby Bond Street or the rickety Selfridges? Harrods is a famous and luxurious department store located on Brompton Street in the Westminster area. It covers an area of 20,000 square meters and is spread over several buildings. So in addition to being full of brands, it can also be closed to visitors so that Sarah can walk around it all by herself, she can also order the Nicole Reidman If she really wants to, why not show off to her friends?
Five o’clock in the Ritz
If it’s good enough for the royal family, it’s good enough for the Netanyahu family. After all, we wouldn’t send them to Starbucks or Coffee Paul, there is a limit, in a second you will suggest that they go look for deals in Primark. Camila even celebrated her sister’s birthday there, so it is a completely decent place. Some scones with jam and butter, maybe some nice sandwiches with cucumber and smoked salmon, a pot of tea and we’ve closed the corner.
Zuma or maybe Novo?
We had a little trouble thinking of a restaurant good enough for a couple, so it may be that these are not necessarily the most expensive restaurants or with a Michelin star, but sometimes you have to eat junk food too. This is an Asian fusion kitchen with a modern design and exemplary service. Highly recommended for seafood lovers and we know how much Bibi loves shrimp, so please. Novo is also a restaurant in a similar style that received extensive exposure in the Kardashians and even Britney Spears managed to throw a tantrum there, we recommend it.
Buckingham Palace
A good place to get inspiration for home renovation in Balfour. You can also fly Moshik Glamin to make drawings of marble and ceramics that will suit the renovated house. Buckingham Palace also underwent renovations in 1826 when King George IV hired the services of John Nash to renovate the building and turn it into a palace. In 1837, Queen Victoria lived there. At the end of this renovation, the palace had 19 state guest rooms, 52 royal bedrooms, 188 servants’ bedrooms, 92 offices and 78 bathrooms. So why settle for a miserable house in Caesarea and a shoddy cosmetic renovation in Balfour when there is so much more to strive for.
Buckingham Palace (Photo: Eng Image)Musicals
First of all, let’s start with “Sweeney Todd”: it is a naughty book that knocks out its victims, sorry customers, by pulling the handle while they are sitting in his book chair. The customers fall backwards down a revolving door into the basement of his store, see? Even in 17th century London there was a back exit to the barber shop. And it’s true, although the fall causes the narrators to break their necks and skulls, but why be petty?
Another musical that could be relevant is the modern and original adaptation of Agatha Christie’s well-known play “The Witness for the Prosecution”. Beyond the great plot of the play and the large and talented cast, the play takes place in a real courtroom. The audience sits in the courtroom chairs and part of the audience is the jury. And who knows, maybe it will make Bibi want to attend the hearings of his trial in Israel as well.