“Love is in the meadow”: Justine’s improbable move to Patrice’s house with her boxes of stuffed animals

2023-10-24 02:40:55

Come on, let’s own our feelings. What if this eighteenth season of “L’Amour est dans le pré” on M 6 was one of the best? The new episode of amorous wanderings in the fields, broadcast this Monday evening, was a little masterpiece of the genre which undoubtedly delighted the fans. For Justine and Patrice, one of the most emblematic couples of this vintage, the situation was serious. As soon as her stay on the farm ended, the suitor decided to move in with her 39-year-old bachelor. So there she is, a go-getter, arriving at the wheel of her rental van, accompanied by Thumper, in the passenger seat, her black and white rabbit to whom she spoke throughout the journey.

To accommodate them, the beet grower pulled out all the stops. And he didn’t even blame Thumper for forgetting his polo shirt, forcing him to change. First meal and first attention. The farmer offered his lover, for dessert, a passion fruit mousse on which it was written in chocolate: “Welcome home. »

“You know I love them, you know that,” she said between two bites before continuing. “You know me so well… On the other hand, I’ll give you the kiwi, I’m allergic. » Always so convenient, Justine! But this reflection was nothing compared to what happened next. To help him unpack his thirty boxes, Patrice’s parents and Jean-Michel, a helpful friend, came to the rescue. And they were far from imagining in what sauce they were going to be eaten.

Amazing authoritarianism

As soon as they arrived, Justine transformed herself into a master corporal and demonstrated incredible authoritarianism. “So, I imagine it as assembly line work and I stay there to do the dispatching,” she assured, before being criticized for her method by Jean-Michel, the not-ready boyfriend. to be ordered to do anything. “Well no, one will stay in the sun otherwise, we all take a box and that’s it. And no one orders me,” he retorts, logically. “Be careful not to go too quickly because I tidy up as I go,” she then got angry in front of Jean-Michel, mockingly, who made fun of her “military side”.

Obviously, the soundtrack, always on point, distilled a nice chorus of army choirs. As Justine began to unpack her things, she admitted: she has fifteen boxes filled only with stuffed animals! Of all sizes and each with a little nickname. “We are going to invest in a display case, like for Patrice’s collection of small tractors. And, I couldn’t see myself not coming with them, because when I was alone, I talked to them,” she confided in front of the camera while she listed the pet names of her comforters.

“I’m the lady of the house here”

As the minutes passed, the tone rose between Justine and her friend Jean-Michel. “He’s going too fast, we don’t have a train to take,” the young woman railed to her lover, lost by this exchange between his sweetheart and those around him. But Justine did not intend to let her guard down and even dared to go further. “And then Jean-Michel, I’m the one in charge. Now, I’m the lady of the house here,” she insisted in front of the stunned audience. A statement that made both of Patrice’s parents swallow.

“This installation is quick, we’ll see what happens next,” commented the dad, looking crestfallen. At the end of the afternoon, the pretender this time completely lost her composure. “I asked you to slow down with the boxes, you’re wearing me out there, they have to stop, they’re going to kill me,” she moaned angrily. Nothing to dream about for the future. “This move generated tension,” even commented the kind Patrice, while Justine did not even offer them a drink, once the truck was emptied. “I can’t accept everything, I have to talk to him when things aren’t going well. Even if it does me a lot of good to have someone at home,” the farmer concluded. To be continued in the next episode.